The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do you call a mythical milkshake? Legendairy(credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)
Why did the judge deny the ghost bail? Too much of a fright risk.
Had me a Barack Obama valentines day. Obama self.
How do colors laugh? Hue Hue Hue
The people on early Mediterranean cities used to enjoy using olive oil as "personal lubricant." They really loved ancient grease.
Just thought of one but maybe borrowed. Always wondered why there's a lot indian doctors in gastroenterology. Let me go ask my friends Pooja and Harshit.
Why is EU like a frying pan? Because Greece is stuck at the bottom
Failed my biology test today... They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
I’m thinking of a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events. I wonder how many people are in that field.
This year we learned something very important: The world really isn't prepared for a global pandemic. Oh well, at least now we know. Hindsight really is 2020.
A Royal Dentist Joke Two peasants are having a chat and one says "Why did the king go to the dentist's?"The other peasant, confused, says "no I don't, please tell me"The first peasant then hits him with "to get his teeth crowned!"
A young man was shopping in a department store. He sees an extremely attractive salesgirl and says, "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife, but I don't know her size." "Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his. "Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours." "Will there be anything else?" the sales girl queried as she wrapped the gloves. "Now that you mention it," he replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."
I had a job canning drinks at a factory but have recently quit It was soda pressing
If I had one dollar for every time someone complained about how rich Jeff Bezos is I still wouldn’t be as rich as Jeff Bezos.
Heard the body paint store now has some color mixes named after emotions Well, color me surprised!also English is not my first language and I am really proud of that shitty joke