The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do you call a really dumb zipper? A zipshit.
A guy without a condom is like a knight without a shield He's either really good with the sword, or he is really thirsty.
A Lion and a Tiger escaped with a Jaguar from a British zoo. They were caught 15 miles down the road when the Jaguar broke down.
Bernie Sanders and Google Fiber walk into a bar. And all of Reddit gave it an upvote.
My wife and I were sitting in the living room enjoying a bottle of wine. Out of the blue she said, "I love you. ""Is that you or the wine talking?" I asked her."It's me." said the wife. "Talking to the wine."
Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart? The short circuit
Why was red in awe of orange? Because orange blue green.
My body looks as if it were chiseled from marble I'm not muscular whatsoever I'm just really white.
I have been playing this interesting game with my niece recently. And you just lost it too.
If you find a bomb that blows up when stepped on, please let me know. It's mine.
Parents always tell their kids to say 'no' to drugs. If you're talking to drugs already, I think it's too late.
What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells.
My dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. He kept insisting we "be positive," but it's just so hard without him.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu-you get what you deserve.
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!