The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
I'm starting to get self-conscious about my body odour... On my last two dates the woman has sprayed me with perfume before we had sex. I can't quite place the brand but it had a distinct sharp peppery smell.
Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter & jelly Never mind I'm afraid you'll spread it
Don't Spoil Endgame Friend: Now I know how Endgame goes down... some idiot kid loudly spoiled it to everyone today.Me: So... who died?Friend: For starters, the kid.
As my wife-to-be strolled to meet me at the aisle, looking beautiful in her wedding dress, I could tell something was wrong... She told me she was going to kill me... It was a thinly veiled threat.
I spent my Google Rewards on a video of Caitlyn Jenner It was definitely worth the transaction
A Male kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a scotch and starts talking about the good old days when nobody was on their phones, when video games were for the rich, and the ozone layer was whole. “Ok boomer”
As a lumberjack starts his chainsaw he hears the tree begin to cry. “Please don’t cut me down!” The tree pleads, “I’ll do anything!” The lumberjack says, “Fine! If you can solve this impossible riddle that has fooled some of the greatest minds from doctors, writers to philosophers, I’ll spare you.” The tree was stumped.
Donald Trump and Michael Pence are having a race from the roof of a very tall building. They both decide to jump down, as it’s the fastest way down. Who wins? Society
Germany announces a new health ministry to aid in combatting COV19 From today, all research dedicated to battling COV19 will be carried out under the Robert Cough foundation
Paid multi-story car parking... Wrong on so many levels...
The Russian Agency of Research and Automation has been commissioned by Putin to develop a new robot to make gloves for the pandemic that are superior to all others. They have named it in his honour. It's called RARA's grasp-Putin, Russia's greatest glove machine.
What do you call the last virgin in Afghanistan? The fastest goat in the fucking country