The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!