The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
Man: Judge, I want to contest 80% of my parking tickets. Judge: Repeat infractions?Man: Ok. I want to contest 4/5 of my parking tickets.
My uncle swore to me that if i wanted to attract girls, I mean REALLY draw in the chicks, I should roll up a sock and put it in my pants. I did this at a high school dance, and I when I got home, he asked me if I tried it and did it work. I told him it did not help at all, and only made things worse. He looked down and said, “Well you were supposed to put it in the FRONT!”
After Trump changes course of hurricane with a sharpie House approves budget of 12 crayons for border wall
A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you." The boy looks over and responds, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five".The man replies, "And he ate that much chocolate?""No" says the boy, "But he minded his own fckng business."
I Got Hit In the Head By A Soda Can, But It Didn't Hurt That Much... It was a soft drink.
What does Old McDonald's farm and an old Asian women's closet have in common? There's a muumuu here, a muumuu there....
I just burned my Hawaiian pizza Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature
Can anyone recommend a better way to clear the ice from my windscreen? I tried using my discount card but could only get 20% off!
What did Donald Trump say to the sickly weasel that somehow got loose in the Oval Office? Damn, next time I'll have to use more glue.