The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
What do you call a coupon-using vampire? Suckers for deals!
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."