The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A British tabloid has just run a story about how self conscious I am. Its really upset me, I hate seeing myself in The Mirror.
My wife's an absolute treasure.... By that I mean, you'll need a map and a shovel to find her.
Hard crowd tonight ey Maybe I should put my clothes back on
A vegan told me I shouldn’t eat animals because I can’t kill or butcher them with my bare hands... So I gave him a coconut and told him to have a nice day.
So I bought a memory foam pillow second-hand Got it for a good price, all was good until I laid down and it said "who the f@#k are you?"
What do penises and semi colons have in common? I often put them in the wrong places.
Why was Dr. Jekyll banned from South Africa? Because he was a part Hyde
What happens when you get mixed up in an undersea gang war? You get a crab wound.So you go the police but they clam't help you.Eventually you end up at the hospital and they tell you you'll need a sturgeon.Then you murder everyone because you are so god damn tired of their undersea puns.
Every time I take my dog for a walk in the park, he gets attacked by all of the ducks there. Thats what I get for having a pure bread dog
Polish guy goes into an Opticians for an eye test. Optician holds up the card with CZWJNYSACZ and asks him can he read that?The Pole says “Read it? I know the cunt”.
What would you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster? Your funding taken away and a call from the ethics board.
The Democrats are having trouble gaining traction for any of their candidates, so They have asked Anthony Wiener to run for President and he would have Eric Holder as his VP.They say it's the Wiener-Holder ticket. They will beat the competition, be hard on crime, and get a grip on the big issues.They will get to meat of it all.
My girlfriend walked out on me, with my Bob Marley CD and Satellite dish. Oh well, No Woman No Sky.
What do you call a crab holding a basket of tampons? A crustacean menstruation station.
2 blondes are on a Cruise on the Nile. Unfortunately they fall overboard. After a while crocodiles start approaching them. One blond sees them and tells the other: “Oh look how sweet! Rescue boats from Lacoste!”