The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
The police bring a phone to the station for questioning. They soon find out his shocking crime. He was charged in connection with battery.
My latest manual on evaluating desserts got pulled from stores Apparently they made pie rating textbooks illegal
What rhymes with orange? No it doesn’t!I checked the last time this was posted was 3 months ago!Btw it’s my cakeday 🙂
I attack you with an ancient Korean ranged weapon... Hwacha gonna do about that?
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the boat doc.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.'
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.