The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
Bill Gates and Donald Trump are alone in the Oval Office Trump remarks,"Bill, together you and I are worth $80 billion."Bill Gates says,"But I'm worth 90 billion."