The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
People are like kangaroos They die when they get shot
FACT: 24 astronauts AND the Wright Brothers were born in Ohio. Something about that crappy state makes people want to flee the Earth.
Why were oxygen, hydrogen and carbon wearing suites and ties? Because they are formyl group.
Iron-man and Silver Surfer are teaming up The are alloys now.
Donald Trump doesn't believe in the eventual flooding of the coasts due to climate change apparently he doesn't think America can sink any lower either.
Two gentlemen are walking through the West End on their way to a show. One turns to the other and says, “I have a feeling a large number of right-wing wazzocks are going to be there tonight. Trust me, you’ll see the... Queue anon.
What's the worst part about having a lung transplant? Coughing up someone else's phlegm
What do you have when your mother in law is up to her neck in cement? Not enough cement
I ordered a steak prepared à la Robert Kraft at a steakhouse outside Gilette Stadium. It was well-aged meat, massaged with an Asian rub, publicly grilled and roasted.
A famous serial killer made a music video of all of his killings but the drum track was lost and unable to be duplicated. I can’t believe he killed all of those people without any re-percussion.
How will Trump add yuge amounts of manufacturing jobs? He will build alternative fact-tories
A man walks into a library, asks the librarian, "Do you have the new book on living life with a small penis?" She searches her computer and says, "I Don't See Anything, I Don't Think Its In Yet."The man says, "Yes, that's the one!"
AITA for mixing up orders and serving a vegan customer a meat sandwich? Oops wrong sub
Did you hear about the Trump terrorist who tried to blow up a car? He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe.
I'm quite sad... since I turned 70, I barely can have an erection anymore. But I'm also happy : My wife seems, at last, to got rid of her never-ending headaches.