The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Did you hear the news about Microsoft retiring Internet Explorer in 2022? I don’t know about you, but I’m on edge over it.
A biologist, a mathematician, and a physicist watch as two people enter an empty house and three people leave the house. The biologist says, "They reproduced."The mathematician says, "If one person enters the house, it will be empty again."The physicist says, "At least one of our observations was incorrect."
help shark The other day i was at the beach when i saw a guy in the sea flailing about and shouting "help shark help shark" i thought its nice that he is asking the shark for help but he should probably call the lifeguard instead
I have read that symptoms of the Covid19 virus can include loss of smell and taste. Well I don't know about your sense of smell.... But judging by your hair and clothes I think you might've had this disease for quite some time.
What's the biggest drawback to voting by mail? Postage from Russia will cost a fortune!
What’s tighter than a dead virgin? My alibi
I was swindled by a tiny man dressed in green. He was begging and I gave him money because he claimed to be afflicted by a horrible and infamous skin disease. I have since learned that claim was false.Yes, I fell victim to a classic leper con.
I remember doing a book report in elementary school on, "Fifty Shades of Grey". I got a B+ and the teacher left a note saying, "thank god you didn't actually read the book, though I loved your creativity stating Christian Grey had 49 other clones".
What do you call a Snowman's jizz? Jack Frost
What do monsters like to watch movies on? Wide scream TVs.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
Sausage puns are the wurst.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.