The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
A barber in my area got arrested for drug dealing.. I’ve been his customer for 10 years, but I had no idea he was a barber
A submarine sounds the emergency alarm “What is it? cries the captain.“It’s the navigation, sir” replies the commander. “I can’t get our bearings! There don’t seem to be any continents in this region!”And that’s why this sub went down. A lack of a regional continent.
A guy goes into the forest to seek out the Oracle Guy: " O great Oracle, I have come to ask of you but one thing! Is there a disappointment in my future?"The Oracle: "Yes."Guy: "Aw."
An Obese friend of mine was going through some tough time. So I asked him if he needed any help? He said “No Thank you, I have a lot on my plate now”.
Sad News: The founder of /r/jokes has passed away RIP Larry Tesler, the UI designer that created Cut, Copy and Paste, died age 74
How many members of Stack Overflow does it take to change a lightbulb? Closed, question seems like off-topic
Why do plastic surgeons finish every race in last place? They always bring up the rear.
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Yarn.
Dad cooks dinner. He gives his kids deer meat, but doesn't tell them but gives them a clue.Dad: What kind of meat is this, it's something mom calls me every day.Sarah: OMG Billy, It's an asshole don't eat it.
I wrote an article about "The top 10 worst places to stick a fork"... The 5th one will shock you!
If Elon Musk's space company establishes a Mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your.... Space x.
What did the Russian man say when he lost internet connection? "internyet!"