The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.