The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank The rabbit says : I think I might be a type O.
It's Alzheimers day on thursday... It's Alzheimers day on thursday...
A Japanese prison invited a few sumo wrestlers for a match... The fattest prisoners were selected to compete and to everyone's surprise they won.It's because the cons outweigh the pros.
Difference between Port Authority and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station...The other's a busty crustacean!
If Britain leaves EU, how much space will be freed up? 1 GB
My Great Grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watch tower.
What's the opposite of colonization? Coronization. Everybody stays the fuck at home.
I plotted a graph of my past mistakes It has an ex-axis and a why-axis
My grandad went down in history. .....he also fingered someone in geography.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.