The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
Longest Drum Solo The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 25 minutes and it was performed by a child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.