The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My teacher told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic. But so far I've made three jugs and a vase and they're lovely.Edit to add: Thank you for the Gold and Silvers kind strangers!
I thought this sub could use a little more self-deprecating humor... ... too bad I suck at telling jokes.
Why did Trumps Team end up at a landscaping business for the announcement? Because he was the Lawn Order president
We didnt know if we wanted to cremate or bury my grandmother So we let her live
The mind that calls Covid-19 "the Chinese Virus" on live television is the same mind that called the CEO of Apple "Tim Apple" on live television. The punchline: It's not racism, it's stupidity.
Today I found out that it takes a school of piranha 1 minute to devour a child. However, I have now lost my job in the aquarium.
Steam isn’t a Jihadi’s favourite state of water. Ice is.
"Mr. Trump, have you changed your plans for mass deportation?" "No, I have not. I will deport 11 million undocumented immigrants and two dogs.""Why the two dogs?" "See? Nobody cares about the immigrants!"
The U.S. is currently at 34 people / km2 while India is at 424 people / km2... ...but actually, the U.S.'s population is a lot denser.
To reduce waste, our city has told food truck operators that they must donate all unsold items each night. I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask....How much food would a food truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?
A blonde woman is driving through the countryside when she spots another blonde woman sitting in a canoe in the middle of a field, trying to row through the grass. Feeling very angry she pulls over her car, stomps over to the fence, and calls out to the woman in the canoe. “It’s women like you who make blondes look stupid. If I could swim I’d come out there and kick your ass!”
What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs hanging from a window? Curt and Rod
UK comedian Bobby Ball has sadly passed away David Beckham has been invited to read the eulogy. The family wanted a dead ball specialist
Why couldn’t the Chinese kids play baseball? Because they ate their bats.
Me and my best friend had an argument yesterday So, I stole his wheelchair because I was angry at him.You'll never guess who came crawling back[Note: I don't mean anyone anything by this. It's just a joke. Please don't get offended]