The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.

What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.

What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!

My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!

RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.

Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.

You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.

Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.

My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.