The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
My friend who was new to the internet asked me for a link to a translator When he received it he told me 'this is the link for r/jokes'I replied 'yeah everyone there's currently translating jokes from many languages '
They say the worst place to be in a cooking competition is last place... ...Tell that to the crab.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance
I love how Pit Bull announces himself at the beginning of every song giving us time to change the song.
So here I am in the Internet Cafe... ... with the angriest, ugliest bastard I've ever seen reading every word I ty
Livid, just found out that Prince Phillip died in the Queen's Arms. I thought they weren't open till Monday!
What does two rice grains in the sink mean? Some Somalian has been up all night puking.
Just got and took 4 grams of shrooms for half the normal price. I am literally beside myself
What is about 6 inches long, hard, hairy at the base and is pushed into a moist opening where it is quickly moved back and forth? A toothbrush
I thought it was just the U.S's insatiable need for inexpensive, single-use, remote controlled electronic junk that my son always wants crappy toys made in China that break after 5 days But it seems China feels the same way about their rockets.
I started to let Jesus take the wheel, but then I remembered... that motherfucker ain’t afraid to die.
A gorilla goes into a bar and asks for a gin and tonic..... ....the barman says “that’ll $25 please and I must say we don’t get many gorillas in here”“With prices like that I’m not surprised” responds the Gorilla.
Donald trump said he cares more about the health and safety of the American public than he does about money. Well *I* laughed when he said it.