The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
I fear for the calendar. It's days are numbered.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
SpaceX have developed a new type of rocket that can fly to the moon in record-breaking time. It's a regular rocket, with "GME" written on it.