The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Dinosaurs really got wiped out by a rock Shoulda picked paper
Why did Trump push for Congress to change the national bird after seeing one get sick in a zoo? He hates ill eagles.
A friend of mine said he likes metal. A friend of mine said he likes metal, so I asked him to tell me 3 blacksmiths. He said, "Will, Jaden, and Willow."
Guy: "WAITER!! Why did you bring me a wet plate!?" Waiter: "Thats the soup sir"
Jonathon Ross forgot to record the new Star Wars film... What a wookie mistake
I was in the betting shop and my friend told me to put all my money on a horse named 'Landfill'. Turns out it was a rubbish tip.
Elon Musk has Tested his New Nerolink Brain Implant on Pigs No word yet if it has successfully stopped them from shooting black people.
What's heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane ? (Substitute 'litre' for 'gallon' if reading outside of USA) Water because butane is a lighter fluid
"Smart" Televisions. What do regular TVs and "smart" TVs have in common?You watch TV on them.What's the difference between a "smart" TV and a regular TV?A "smart" TV watches you too.
They say good dads are hard to find But bad dads are even harder to find
The price of balloons have been plummeting... Specialists say it's due to inflation.
The editor rejected my book, he said my metaphores are incomprehensible... I'm sad as a coconut.Due to popular demand, **EDIT**: metaphors*... Freakin' grammar nazis... On a second thought, maybe grammar also played a role in my rejection, who knows...
The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim. The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.
A priest, a nun and some random dude walks into a bar They ask for a few coronas, hurricanes, and fireballs.The bartender says "that'll be 2020"
If you think the history channel is bad at midnight. You should see the staff room.