The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
NSFW Know the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat. Thanks to my first boss Jim for this one who I'm sure heard it somewhere else like the family guy episode
When my wife was in labor I would tell her jokes to keep her mind off the pain. She wasn't amused though. I think it was the delivery.
What word in English language is always spelled incorrectly? Answer : Incorrectly
Isn’t it crazy every planet is named after a Greek God except for earth? It’s just named after that stuff on the ground. (Norm MacDonald)
Fred: he was dressing up as a ghost and scaring people away from the old fun park **cop:** that's actually not illegal but tell me about the talking dog
Trump doesn’t know geography... Instead of building a wall on the Mexico border, he built one in Washington DC
What do you call a cat on the beach? Sandy Claws. Happy holidays everyone.
Why did Mrs.Claus break up with Santa? Because he kept calling her a hoe hoe hoe
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? "Supplies!"
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.