The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here. '
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
BREAKING NEWS: The president was found in his office after trying to commit suicide, his statement: "Fake noose."
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks. Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
What's brown and smells like bacon? Kermits finger
3 kangaroos walk into a bar "Why in the world are there 3 kangaroos in the bar" says the bar tenderThe kangaroos then wreak havoc on the bar as they are wild animals and belong outdoors where they can do wild animal things.
Q.: "Governor, what would you say if Trump picked you as his running mate?" Christie: "I'll close down that bridge when I get to it."