The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
The creator of winrar is arrested His trial is expected to last forever
What do you call a writer who doesn't follow the rules of sentence structure? A rebel without a clause
I hate being locked inside a microwave It really makes my blood boil
My dog Syndrome keeps jumping up on people. Down, Syndrome!(I blame [this joke](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/i6d96/my_dog_mitten_ate_two_shuttlecocks_this_morning/) for dredging this up from my memory)
What do you call it when someone assumes what the staple crop of Japan is? Ricist
The dumbest thing I bought in 2020 Calendar Planner
I was grilling yesterday but then the meat started smoking Stakes were high
Did you hear about the crab that could paint? There was a crab that people taught how to paint. He eventually got better and started painting these Renaissance-like paintingsHis name was Leonardo Da-Pinchi
I called my dad from the shop saying I’d forgotten what orange juice he asked for. “Concentrate” he said, but I still couldn’t remember!
Wow, I'm getting a $1200 check from the President I feel kind-of like Stormy Daniels. ...well actually this check is for a future stimulus, Stormy's was a check for a past stimulus.
What did the zipper say to the dick? Wanna hang out?
My dad played basketball for Penn State! My bad, I meant state pen.
How do you get two flutes to play in tune? Shoot one of them. How do you get two violins to play in tune? Shoot both of them. How do you get two altos to sing in tune? It doesn’t matter, nobody’s listening.
Why did the cat get fined? Because he was caught littering.
Did you hear about the CRAZY paved trail?... It's a "Cycle-Path"