The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
A guy walks into a bar and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before? ' The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place. '
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5,000 miles.
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
Clothes, but no cigar.
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.