The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What's the best thing about a Boolean? Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
I once dated a clairvoyant. But it ended when she said she was seeing my great Grandfather.
My wife accused me of cheating when she found a hidden letter... I should've known better than to hide my X in the closet.
What do you call a bunch of whites guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes ... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is.
I went to the cemetery today... I knew every body there would be 6 feet away from me.
The military told me that I was being drafted. You know what I did? Iran.
Daniel LaRusso is really turned on by smooth legs... Wax on, whacks off!
Why did Mrs. Claus finally leave Santa after all these years? She found out about his other two hos.
Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Crew Dragon rocket I guess the real joke will be in the comets.
What is an ambulance's favorite game console? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
During lock-down I have mastered jigsaw puzzles. I have just completed my first one in just over 10 and a half weeks.I feel so proud of myself, on the box it says 5 to 6 years.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.