The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
I played Oregon trail and made fun of a guy named Terry. He stabbed me... I died of Dissin'-Terry
What kind of trails does a crazy person travel? Psychopaths. (I hate myself)
Im so sorry internet Whats the differance between being hungry and hornyDepends where the cucumber goes!!!
Did you hear about the golf match between the black golfer and white golfer from South Africa? Birdie on the last hole would have won the match for the black golfer, but a par tied.
On a scale of Alligator to Gorilla.... How shitty of a parent are you?
How do you prevent murders? Use a scarecrow
"If you could push a button and would receive $100 million, but you would whipe out 50% of the earth's human population (without anyone knowing it was you), would you push that button?" A friend of ours: "I vould push it three times".
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs boiling in a pot of water? Stew