The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
People claim ghosts are real... But I’ve lived in this house for 527 years and I’ve never seen one.
Why does Greta Thunberg love this sub? Coz of the amount of reused content here.
I heard a rumor that r/jokes is getting an "Original Content" flair to help Redditors avoid cut&paste reposts I heard a rumor that r/jokes is getting an "Original Content" flair to help Redditors avoid cut&paste reposts
And the first prize is [drum roll]: One night with Donald Trump. Second prize is two nights.
A russian bear, a chinese bear and an american bear walk into a bar... ...They kill the bartender. I mean what else would a bear do?
What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla? People actually care if a gorilla dies.
Miss piggy has filed for divorce from Kermit the frog... ...cause Kermit converted to Judaism and can no longer eat pork.