The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
TIL there more slugs in the world than snails because slugs... ...don't wear protection.
I love how the ninja turtles wear masks Great way to hide your identity, it's not like you're a giant fucking turtle or something
I just saw a council worker squash a Snail under his boot. I asked him "what the fuck did you do that for?"He replied "I'm sick to death of him following me around all day".
The creator of auto-correct died recently May he restraunt in peice
A man is in an emergency room complaining of severe stomach pains and bowel trouble. The attending physician advises that the patient will need a rectal exam. The doctor positions the patient on the bed on his side and puts on a latex glove... As he lubes up his glove, he says, "Don't get excited and move too much like last time, Daniel."The patient says, "My name isn't Daniel."The doctor says, "Mine is."
I invented a SJW alarm clock. It not only tells you the time, it reminds you what year it is, too.
what do you call a country that's ruled by a lion, a witch and a wardrobe? a banarnia republic
I'm finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January. It's my new years resolution.
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain... It was from ancient Greece.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'