The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
If the police are defunded, we can expect a rise in private security forces. Reasonably, Apple would be one of the companies to start such a force, so my question is this:If you’re arrested by the Apple Police, would you FaceTime?
I had a few too many drinks in a restaurant the other night, went to the bathroom and wound up accidentally peeing in the sink instead of the urinal.. At least I think I did. It was hard to concentrate with all those angry women yelling at me.
A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief... Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed.
The problem with quotes on the Internet... is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."\~ Abraham Lincoln
Today I made the mistake of masturbating without a tissue or a sock nearby I should have known that would cum in handy
Thought I won an argument with my wife about how to rearrange our furniture..... But when I got home, the tables were turned
A farmer had a prized bull. Bred 300 times a year. The farmer's wife said "300 times, isn't that wonderful dear? Maybe you should watch him. Maybe he'll show you how." Farmer said "Yeah... he's a hell of a bull, but it wasn't all with the same cow."
What do you call a ghost poop? A spookie dookie
I had a vasectomy. Did you know that it actually doesn't prevent your wife from getting pregnant it just changes the color of the baby. Or at least that's what my mailman said
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
Did you hear the joke about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
"Siri," I asked my phone, "why am I so bad with women? She responded, "I'm Bixby, you moron."
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.