The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I heard there was a humvee crash at the Pentagon today. The driver ran into a popcorn cart. There were two colonels crushed.
I slept like a baby last night. I woke up periodically, screaming in terror and confusion.
In a sex-ed class, the teacher asked me,"What was missing in your first sexual experience?" Apparently, my answer "Consent" was wrong.
A doctor says to a lawyer "There are plenty of your mistakes covered up with paperwork" The lawyer responds "And plenty of yours covered up with a shovel"
I retired from rock drumming, but now I'm back! Repercussions
Robin hood gave a poor man a bag of gold “Here, poor man,” Robin hood smiled. “Take this bag of gold, I took it from a rich man.”“Thank you so much!” The man said as he got a little teary. “Now I’m rich!”Robin hood turned back to the man. “You’re what?”
Anyone got a fork and a plate? Reddit handed me a slice o cake, but 2hrs til it expires and they left me without silverware and fine china needed to enjoy it 🙁
I went to my local library to look for a book on small penises With not alot of luck I decided to ask the librarian - "Have you seen the book about small penises?" she replied "It isn't in yet" I said "Yeah, that's the one!"
I used to have a job collecting leaves. I was raking it in.
Did you hear about the power outlet that got into a fight with a power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
Her: I'm leaving. I am sick of you wearing a different t shirt every half an hour. Me: Wait. I can change.
What's that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.