The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do you call a triangle that got OWNED? A rectangle.
Since my wife left, I've bought a motorcycle, drugs and am currently in bed with two prostitutes. She's going to be pissed off when she comes home from work.
A cowboy is riding across the plains when he sees an Indian on his knees with his head on the ground. The Indian looks up at him and says "Many buffalo come"The Cowboy asks "Can you hear them?"Then Indian says " No, ground sticky."
A man on the street was trying to sell me a "slightly used" television... "How can a television be slightly used?" I inquired"The old lady that owned it, she was blind in one eye." he said
If my coworker had a dollar for every time i made a sexist joke... She would have ¢0.77
Not to spoil the Eclipse for anyone tomorrow but... Bella chooses Edward.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.