The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My mom accidentally put in more butter than what was called for in the recipe. It was only a marginal error.
Why didn't the Pope go to the beach once he learnt trigonometry? sin cos tan
Trump did a better job getting people to exercise in 1 month than Michelle Obama did in 8 years Look at all those protesters on the streets!
What did the necrophile do when he met a hot chick? He took her out.
Women are like parking spaces All the good ones are taken so when no ones looking you put it in a disabled one
I love showing up to religious conventions cosplaying as a crucified Jesus. I'm a cross dresser.
A guy storms into a bank, pulls out his gun, points it at a teller and hollers, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” Trembling, the teller stammers, “D...d...don’t y...y...you m...m...mean h...h...history?” The robber screams, “Don’t change the subject!”
4 million of these people enter our country every year. They are uneducated, unskilled, and contribute nothing. They are a burden to honest, hardworking Americans and our government is doing nothing to stop them, not to mention they're dirty and they smell bad. THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!! Man, I hate babies.
If planet Earth was a human body, the UK would be the colon because everything it touches turns to shit. That's why it's called Colonization.
How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? It's a little meteor.
When the heat turns down,we thieves gather in our secret hideout for a meeting. We call it our Con Den session.
If you thought alcohol was bad for your short term memory... ...just imagine what alcohol will do!
Roses are red, Violets are blue Hitler blew an 11 country lead during World War 2
How do dogs play Among Us? One is the impawster, and the others are chewmates.
What does a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? They’re both safe until you light them on fire and put them in your mouth.