The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
What ruined Tiger Woods’ golf career? His driving game.
A man walks into a bar and orders 5 Whiskeys and downs them incredibly quickly. The barman says "That was quick!""You'd drink them quickly if you had what I had..." replies the man."Ohh, what's that?" said the barman sympathetically.The man answers "no money."
Rich people have... Rich people have colon cleansesPoor people have taco bell
A plastic surgeon at Johns Hopkins just performed surgery on a child born without eyelids, circumcising him and replaced the missing lids with the harvested tissue. The boy's new eyelids work almost perfectly and, since they were made from his own tissue, rejection won't be a problem.When speaking to reporters, though, the surgeon admitted that the boy does look a little cockeyed.
Superglue comes with a warning: "Caution - Instantly bonds skin." But a whole shipment got out with a misprint: "Caution - Instantly bonds kin." That's how I ended up marrying my first cousin.