The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
The police were called to a crime scene. They found a woman with a bloody golf club in her hand. Her husband, covered in blood, on the floor.She screamed "My husband. What have I done?"Cop "How many times did you hit him?Wife " I don't remember. Put me down for a six"
I recently broke it off with a pair of conjoined twins. I said, "It's not you, it's you."
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming numbers... Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Why did the watch go on vacation? To unwind.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.