The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.
What is the difference between a Peach and a Orange? You can't imorange a Peach but you can impeach an Orange.
What do you call a white drug abuser in america A politician
I always have heavy security at my far-left political rallies... It's dangerous to have unprotected sects.
Hutterite Jokes How did the Hutterite man find his daughter in the woods?Quite satisfyingWhat do you call the sweat between two hutterites having sex?relative humidity
Judge, "on what grounds do you want a divorce?" Husband "my wife is out all night, every night! From bar to bar, almost visits all the bars and pubs in town every fucking day!!"Judge "You mean to say she's severely Alcoholic and cheats on you everyday?"Husband "No, She's out looking for Me!!"
50 Shades He slowly but firmly grabs my throat. I try to say goodbye and I choke. I try to walk away and I stumble...'- 50 Shades of Macy Gray.
My roommate keeps stealing my food so I ground up Pepper and made cupcakes with it. Pepper was a dumb thing to name his dog anyway.
One day on Venus lasts 5,832 hours The same as one Monday on Earth
When my kid asks how i survived WW3 id tell him this... Iran
Why did a Duracell rabbit went to jail? It was charged with battery.
My daughter just shrieked at me, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?" What an odd way to begin a conversation.
Someone has glued my pack of cards together-I don't know how to deal with it.
Why was the broom late for work? It over-swept.
I tried watching The Neverending Story. Couldn't finish it.