The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!