The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
A bloke arrives at a nightclub door and the bouncers say he can't come in without a tie. He goes to the boot of his car and gets a pair of jump leads, wraps them around his neck and goes back to the doormen. "Can I come in now,' he says to the bouncers. 'Yeah, but don't start anything''.
Why is r/Jokes like a fencing match? ... because you usually win with a riposte!(This terrible pun is wholly original, so far as I know. Thus it will die in infamy without upvotes)
Do you have brain cancer? Just stop having brain cancer! It's all in your head!
I tired googling about LGBTQ today just couldn't get a straight answer.
After just 2 days..... ...... I have lost my new job as the marketing manager of Nestle.They gave me a £3 million advertising budget and told me to spend it wisely or lose my job.I pulled up in my Ferrari this morning and said, “I’ve decided to lose my job.”
My drug test came back negative. My dealer has some explaining to do.
Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'. Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.Eddit: Leddit be heard, thank you for the silver! As for your platinum and gold, spreddit, you won’t regreddit!
What do you call two nintendo fans doing incest? Super smash bros
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn".. Stupid firemen.
Brain transplants will never be possible. Change my mind.
I'm quite sad... since I turned 70, I barely can have an erection anymore. But I'm also happy : My wife seems, at last, to got rid of her never-ending headaches.
A wire just fell from the ceiling I was shocked when the electrician couldn’t fix it.
I understand why Jesus was crucified But the crown of thorns is a real head scratcher.
Did you know Ronnie Pickering invented the giraffe? He got into an argument with a horse and uppercutted it