The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.