The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
Why could the vet not save the hyperactive goat? Because the goat was bleating out too fast.