The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
What do you give a scientist with bad breath? Experi-mints.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.