The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
ME: do you like Dick Tracy? **HER:** Yes, but it’s Sharon.
You know those socks with a hole in it, so one of your toes sticks out? That’s the kind of underpants I’m wearing today
I was air drumming some Metallica at a stop light. I lost a drumstick out the window and quickly changed to Def Leppard.
what are cows knees called? burger joints
Customer to half deaf hooker: "How much for another romp?" Half deaf hooker: "Come again?" Customer: "Yes."
Why does Edward Woodward have so many “D’s” in his name? Because otherwise his name would be Ee-wah Woo-wah.
Did you hear about the half-assed programmer? Apparently he had a missing semi-colon.
I just got a new job at the prison library It has its prose and cons.
I think my wife’s showing symptoms of Alzheimers. She’s telling me everyday that she can’t remember what she saw in me that made her marry me.
A Republican walks into a college bookstore and asks the proprietor, "I'm looking for Trump's new book on illegal immigration?" The owner says "GET THE FUCK OUT!"The Republican responds "Yeah! That's the one!"
I hate it when people draw a circle or an oval... I mean seriously, it’s pointless.
What do you call a witch that only eats sand? Malnourished.
What does a gamer look out for during match making? Backwards Compatability
Oxygen and potassium went on a date... ...it went ok.Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.The other chemicals were like 'omg'!Two noble gases went on a date.There was no reaction.Two protons went on a date.There was no attraction.Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.They felt... read more
I remember my first breath. Sadly I'm now addicted.