The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
“I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.”
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
I failed my driving test today. The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
Do you know the funniest part of doing an office conga-line? When you look back and realise you’re doing it alone and you’re not in an office, you’re in a psychiatric hospital.
Why do Bri'ish people never pronounce the letter 't' ? Because they drank it all
Did you hear about the drug addict who overthrew the government with 17 syllables? He staged a high coup.
What’s the difference between the “China Virus” and the Vietnam War? Trump dodged the Vietnam War.
There is no such color as Ghostly yellow! It is just a pigment of your imagination!
An Alligator sees you later, a Crocodile sees you in awhile. When does a Caiman see you? This isn't a joke, I want answers. Please. I've never wanted to know anything more.
Why we rarely see male live streaming masturbation like camgirls? Because the stream ends in 2 minutes!