The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
What pair of shoes do kidnappers love the most? White Vans
What happens when you play the drums incorrectly? You get repercussions
When I was in high school, my class had a rule that whoever swears, that person had to donate 1 dollar to the class fund One day my friend sweared, following the set rule, he came up near the fund jar, held a 2-dollar note, as he was putting it into the jar, he said: “Keep the change, motherfuckers!”
Two strings walk into a bar... ...the bartender says, "What'll it be?". The first string says, "I'll have a gin and tonic#MV*()>SDk+ !^ &@P& ]JEASegmentation Fault".The second string says, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
I've just been made redundant from my job in a pasta making factory!!!! All I did was make a fusilli mistakes!
A man in China was killed by a group of underaged doctors. He died by euthanasia.
My dad doesnt trust anyone, in fact he has a saying about it But he wouldnt tell meCredits: Anthony Jeselnik
Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb? A: No, but that's cool man, you hum a few bars and I'll fake it. A: Two hundred and twenty. One to hold the bulbTwo to turn the ladderSeventeen on the guest list.200 to say their mate is on the guest list and they are their plus one.