The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5,000 miles.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.