The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do you call unemployed Bob the builder? Bob
What's Forrest Gump's password? Forrest
"If you could push a button and would receive $100 million, but you would whipe out 50% of the earth's human population (without anyone knowing it was you), would you push that button?" A friend of ours: "I vould push it three times".
I have a friend that does maintenance work on television transmitter towers, some of which are more than 1000' in height. He doesn't always wear a safety harness when climbing. I don't think he grasps the gravity of the situation.
What do you call a vampire in trouble? A grave problem.
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!
How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work.
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.'
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.'
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.