The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
So, I went to the doctor... She asked "What brings you here today?"I replied "My car."And then she looked down at the form, shook her head, checked a box, and commented under her breath: "Not sexually active."
"The Daily Post wishes to apologise for a misprint in last Saturday's edition which described Major-General Sir John Simpkin as a 'bottle-scarred veteran' ". "This should of course have read 'battle-scared' ".
A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says... I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
I told my mother in law "When war comes, I'll just be eating human flesh as well". "You shitting me?!" She asked. "Maybe." I replied.
Long term pain During a congress about health care, the speaker asks:"which food causes extreme suffering, even after years of being eaten?"After a long silence an elderly raises his hand and replies "A WEDDING CAKE"
I think everyone is wrong about President Bolsonaro of Brazil. The man's obviously a deeply committed environmentalist... After all, wiping out a sizable part of your population is a great way to save the rain forests.
How many Edward Snowden's does it take to know what is going on in a Clinton administration? **The server you are attempting to connect to has been unintentionally disabled, wiped, and burned. But not in a gross negligent manner. **
I’m not a player, I’m a gamer. Players get chicks. I get bullied at school.
Whats the worst place to loose ypur virginty? At a family trip to Alabama
Whats the diffence between school and hell Hell has good heating.
Just came from a bookstore where I asked the saleswoman how to find the self-help section... she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose...
Peter Piker When Peter Piker peeked at Penny,And peeped her perfect pooperHis peepers paused and then his jawPlopped down into a stuporBut he perked up and pressed his luck;Professed he pined to pipe her He self-composed and then proposedWhile poin... read more
Today I learned about Harvey E. Brown, a civil war surgeon who had so many amputations he ran out of fake legs and had to use a shovel. It was a ground-breaking medical procedure.
Everything in Florida is in the 80s The Temperature, the Humidity, the Average Age, and the IQ.
What does a train conductor do when he’s angry? He blows off some steam