The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Oedipus, Aphrodite and Midas walk into a bar... ... I forget the rest but I can assure you it’s mother-fucking gold.
Where do you find a Samurai who would give his life for you? on Oni Fans
What do you call a french dog that loves potatoes? A pomme de terrier
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had
Why did the math teacher call her student average? She was being mean.
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little whine.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.