The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.