The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
It’s significantly harder for athletes to perform in todays temperatures I’ve read in the newspaper that the Government has forbidden fans at sport events
They're coming out with a Dragon Ball Z for old people. It's called Draggin' Balls Z
I heard Tiger Woods has been hitting the gym lately Been crushing legs
Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death? As he was finishing eating, she asked "Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?"
Doctor walks into a bank to make a deposit.... Teller says, “Can you sign the deposit slip please?”.Doctor reaches into his pocket and brings out a rectal thermometer. He looks at it and then shakes his head. “Aw crap” he says, “some asshole’s got my pen!”
What’s the similarity between skid marks and my uncle? you can find both in my boxers
What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies? An ambulance. An ambulance.
One of my friends is writing a book about the speech patterns of prison and the criminals inside In other words, the prose and cons of jail
My idea of holding a summer vacation school to help kids with severe ADHD failed. Do you think it's because I called it a "Concentration Camp?"
I had a fight with my erection this morning I beat it single handedly.
What's the worst number to mention in the morning for a Brazillian? 7-2-1