The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What's a four letter word ending with 'K' that means intercourse? Talk.
A man walks up to a woman in a bar and asks: madam, would you sleep with me for 1 million dollars? WOMAN: yeah, sure. MAN: How about for 10 dollars? WOMAN: 10 dollars? What kind of woman do you think I am?! MAN: We've already established what kind of woman you are, now we're just negotiating the price.
I've tested positive for needing a fucking vacation
Can you name the 3 NFL team's mascots that start with the letter "F"? The Falcons, the Fourty-Niners and the F***ing Dolphins!
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.